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Was this about the cop who went full schizo, did two barrel rolls and magdumped the back of his police car?

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No. This is about the new movie by M. Night Shamalan - β€œDeez Nuts” it’s about killer nuts trying to takeover a small Midwestern town. Apparently his kid developed nut allergies and it was his inspiration to produce this film.

The thing about that cop and the acorn is crazy tho yo.

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It took me way too long to figure out what you meant. I’m like… butt allergies, what!? :-P

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Butt allergies are the worst. I changed it to nut allergies to make my statement more factually correct. Don’t want to start any rumors about M. Night Shamalan’s kid having butt allergies.

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Yup.

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And the second cop pops in no idea why there’s shooting or from where, so she also starts emptying her mag into whatever she sees

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To be fair to her, his actions were so bizarre she said she assumed he must have been hit because he was rolling around in the middle of the street while shouting β€œI’ve been hit.”

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That would only get more American if they started shooting β€œUSA” while shooting.

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And his partner shooting at the front of the car.

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