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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.net
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FELLAS!!! is it gay to exist? I mean you’re literally constantly holding a penis.

I’m not constantly holding it. Sometimes I fall asleep and let go.

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theneverfox@pawb.social
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That’s pretty gay… If you’re not constantly holding your dick, what are you holding?

Sounds like you’re just dreaming of holding foreign dick to me

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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.net
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That’s why I have two hands. One to hold my dick, and one to hold someone else’s.

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theneverfox@pawb.social
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I see what you’re getting at. You’re holding two dicks to keep your average held dicks at a nice hetero >= 1.0

Well sure, nothing gay about that. It’s just math. Had me going for a second

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