• Sir, I see your glass is empty. Would you like to have another one? :)

• Why would I want to have two empty glasses?! (ﾉ´ з `)ノ

Why the fuck did this make me laugh so hard?

I guess they’ll hire anybody these days, shortage of willing workers and all that.

Why is the waitress standing there with a pen and order pad when those people already have their food? Stock Photo Universe is such a weird place.

Can we all please appreciate the ridiculousness of this stock image? The guy and girl have full plates and glasses and the waitress is holding her closed pad as if she’s about to write something down.

I call AI!

You can do that you know, call AI on stuff. I’m going to do it all the time now.