50 points
I’m more horrified at the lack of bed linen
33 points
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“Don’t worry baby, those are sour cream stains from the nachos I spilled the other night.”
29 points
27 points
Oh no, he has legs now.
12 points
Op lives in a trap house
5 points
5 points
4 points
2 points
2 points
9 points
I remembered the time I convinced three girls to go to my friend’s house in an upscale neighborhood. When we got there, the house was under construction, and there was only one room ready, all dirty from the construction. Hahaha, they left hahaha.
7 points
I’m reading this from the temporary floor mattress, this feels targeted at me
