62 points

The sun hurts you if you leave your skin exposed to it while doing yard work for 2-4 hours every day after work in June/July

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This!

I have one of those round straw hats myself 😅

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I have one of the big rice paddy hats that are pointed at the top. But I’m not Asian so it looks kinda silly on me, the legitimately Chinese lady across the road wears the same thing when doing her gardening and I just feel wrong wearing it in front of her lol

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Ever since I got myself a big straw hat I wear that shit every time I go outside. It’s amazing.

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4 points

That and a mask when mowing, my allergies are bad.

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holy fucking shit. Brian’s hat just got him in huge trouble in a meeting. Mr Andrews made Brian take off his hat. He said it was distracting. He said if anyone disagreed, he’d let Brian keep the hat on. Nobody said shit dude. Nobody said shit.

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12 points

I’ve never fought for anything in my life, but now I’m fighting for this hat.

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3 points

💲

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27 points

Trap? What’s the trap? It looks like the superior product to me.

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7 points

There already huh?

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4 points

Not a trap, an enlightenment! I don’t have a hat like this one but at some point you realize that life is a jungle. Better consider it a safari and enjoy!

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26 points

Skin cancer.

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22 points

Around 40 when you value practicality over style.

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15 points

I’m 39. Stop scaring me.

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9 points

Just start early. You’ll be ahead of the curve. There is no one left to look “cool” for.

You were cool all along, no matter what you wore.

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I’m 39 and just bought a pair of those trainers that have the individual toes. I love them and Fuck what everyone else thinks.

Anyway you’re not gonna get younger.

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