Grimes, whose legal name is Claire Boucher, filed a petition to establish a parental relationship in San Francisco Superior Court on Friday.

*Lay down with billionaire nazi fascist dogs … wake up with fleas, and without your own children

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I just hope the courts will consider what’s best for Techno Mechanicus.

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X Æ A-12 and Exa Dark Sideræl Musk.

Not even joking.

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They both need to lose custody based on those names

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Neither is Hegar. That’s their secret 3rd kid. They’re so stupid.

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26 points

I was making so much fun of the two kids names I completely missed the third kid lol

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9 points

Holy fuck

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29 points

Isn’t there laws against names like this?

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In North America, the only laws I know of are the character restrictions on the input field for the birth certificate.

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No, why would there be laws about names? Name has to come from somewhere, right?

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Wait, no joke? Ræl is not a very nice thing to call someone in Norwegian

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Online translation says it means “crap,” for those that are curious.

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No, it’s a joke.

In an outdoor on-the-spot interview someone asked him how XAEwhatever was (saying it how Musk pronounced it in an interview) and Musk was confused for a few seconds like “huh… what…?.. OH YOU MEAN MY KID HAHA! Yeah he’s fine.”

So he was just trolling and getting his kicks while everyone took him serious.

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Sideræl, substantiv; når dama du holder på med på si er noe skikkelig ræl.

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5 points

What’s with Elon Musk and the letter X anyways?

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6 points

Edgy teenager shit, probably.

Like drawing an anarchy symbol on stuff.

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3 points

He’s an edgy 14 year old

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66 points

Your honor, my client promises to beseech the machine spirit and raise little Syntax Error here under the cult of Mars.

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19 points

The Omnissiah is pleased.

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13 points

syntax error 💀

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11 points

i hope James Workshop sues musk now just because

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11 points

I think this is a typo, but I’m unsure because James Workshop could be one of his kids names.

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106 points

Imagine admitting you let Elon Musk put his penis inside you.

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He has been known to just use artificial insemination. Perhaps she didn’t have his penis in her. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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3 points

IVF, not artificial insemination.

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IVF. No physical contact necessary.

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She slept with him.

Eeeww.

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There’s three of them that apparently did. Triple ew.

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I’d sleep with the Mucinex germ for that amount of money

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Her name is literally Grimes

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Look Grimey here has made a few mistakes, and who hasn’t, but it’s not like she slept with musk

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Correction: She was impregnated by him. I’m sure there were scientists and sycophants involved.

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Don’t forget the tech priests murmuring their chants and waving incense during the entire copulation ceremony.

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What kind of.vanilla as fuck sex are you having? All that’s like 2nd base nowadays. Get with the times, gramps

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Toll the Great Bell Once!
Pull the Lever forward to engage the
Piston and Pump…
Toll the Great Bell Twice!
With push of Button fire the Engine
And spark Turbine into life…
Toll the Great Bell Thrice!
Sing Praise to the
God of All Machines

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She slept at him.

No one sleeps with Elon but Elon.

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Elon Musk can actively claim something as fame, one of the first people that can literally fuck themselves.

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You don’t spend enough time in the more disturbing sections of internet porn.

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I’m almost certain that most if not all of his kids were conceived via artificial inseminaton?

He’s got a little Boys from Brazil thing going on with these kids.

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Every picture of Grimes I’ve ever seen looks like someone tried to draw Madonna from memory.

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Grimes is 35 trying to look 22. Madonna is 65 but as the “Queen of pop” tries very hard to look however young she can. There are similarities.

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Yo why are we making fun of the way someone looks who’s just trying to see her own children, instead of the nutjob who’s keeping them from her?

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19 points

She’s also a psychopath who had multiple kids with him… she’s not a some victim.

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Yo! Ugly people have kids too! Go stand up for them.

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She had three kids with him. I’m assuming she knew how he was by the third kid.

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19 points

Drawing attention to people’s appearances distracts from things that are truly worth criticizing, like shitty decision making. Also, it doesn’t actually make them look bad. It makes you look bad.

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She let elon bring another demon spawn into the world. Bully her to no end.

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There’s something very disturbing about her. Like all the parts of her face are there, but they weren’t assembled quite right.

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Maybe she was assembled at a tesla plant? /s

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The door, meagerly, opened and he saw within the apartment a fragmented and misaligned shrinking figure, a girl who cringed and slunk away and yet held onto the door, as if for physical support. Fear made her seem ill; it distorted her body lines, made her appear as if someone had broken her and then, with malice patched her together badly.

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More people should really read what Musk’s first wife said about him.

https://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/a5380/millionaire-starter-wife/

Getting with someone who says “I’m the alpha in this relationship” is probably not a good idea.

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Elon made it clear that he did not want to talk about Nevada’s death. I didn’t understand this, just as he didn’t understand why I grieved openly, which he regarded as “emotionally manipulative.”

Holy hell.

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That was a super interesting read. Its amazing she can be so polite when talking about him, i guess time and perspective can do that.

Also for anyone curious, the post nup did not hold up. Justine gets 20k monthly plus an unspecified alimony, in addition to the 15 million she got at the time of the divorce.

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Holy fuck he’s a monster. Like we all knew he’s bad but holy fuck.

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She wrote this in 2010, when he was still at the peak of his popularity and made his cameo in Iron Man, and this article did little to his public image.

Turns out he was just really good at taking credit for other people’s work and the mask finally started slipping.

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