109 points

I fully support him in his efforts. if people are going to donate their money to such a sus story, let him spend their money. a fool and his money are soon parted.

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Definitely a fool, the correct drug would be cannabis.

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MDMA is the most euphoric I’ve ever felt. Just pure insane bliss.

Weed just gives me intense anxiety.

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Try different strains.

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Cannabis is pretty lame and I hate hate the come up. It only makes me tired.

To be fair: the MDMA come up is worse

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All drugs suck and are made for losers, anyway…

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Give him some fake guns, more MDMA and fake attackers. Then let’s sell this to Netflix

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There has to be a better option to go with fake guns and fake attackers than mdma.

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9 points

Vapo-rub and festies?

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It would certainly be an interesting show watching an armed man in a forest coming up to attackers and trying to hug them, telling how much he loves them and making friends.

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13 points

Sequel to Cocaine bear: Molly Commando

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Tropic thunder got this covered

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I’d like to hear the story of how we found out.

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Someone probably noticed the trees weren’t native to Ukraine, or that he doesn’t look at all war fighting capable.

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Fucking Geoguessr players.

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How would they know about the MDMA?

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26 points

Just look at that face lmao he grinding hard

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39 points

Now I wanna airsoft on molly

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7 points

Shoot me daddy

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The Ukrainian Reddit Legion- forged in the fires of Call of Duty. Able to survive for hours on a single pack of chicken tenders.

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At least he left the basement once in a while.

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Good for him! Living his best life 🥰

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