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I mean, realistically, if everyone was addicted to crack, literally everyone, it wouldn’t be that different. Crack would be way more available, likely with like, crack restaurants and shit. Poor people would basically crack-starve the way they food starve now. Same shit, different day. Except now we know the governmental officials are high as fuck, instead of just suspecting as much.

And I imagine my house would be cleaner. Zip zip zip.

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If it happened all at once, but crack supply didn’t also grow at the same instant, a lot of people would be crashing in a few hours

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Realistically almost everyone would have a bad year and a lot of recovered crackheads would relapse.

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Ah yes, the Futurama Crack Mansion!

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Actually no, because it takes a lot of space to plant coca plants. We don’t have enough space for everyone to constantly have crack cocain

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Yeah we do brother, crack cocaine actually takes less coke to make than regular coke, because you get 8x as much from the cocaine.

7 parts baking soda to 1 part cocaine = 1 gram of coke turns into 8 grams of crack.

Remember federal agent who may be watching, Master P taught me this, not living in a ghetto that you created.

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7 parts baking soda to 1 part coke is straight up criminal, it’s a highway robbery if they want me to pay something, the mix should be 1:1

I know this for… Reasons

(but fr I don’t sell Crack cocaine)

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But it also lasts shorter so we also need more of it

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Vertically stacked coca farm skyscrapers my dude.

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Fair point

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Without a cure for ADHD this is actually free healthcare woo!!!

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Timmy already made the wish for caffeine and we are just unaware that our reality was changed from one where coffee was illegal

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Coffee doesn’t get rid of my teeth tho

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Neither does weed but that’s illegal. And, drinking too much alcohol destroys your body and kills you. The legality of a substance doesn’t really align with what things are healthy and safe to consume.

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I mean, realistically, if everyone was addicted to crack, literally everyone, it wouldn’t be that different.

there would be signs

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It would be like China during the Opium Wars

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CocaCola puts the coca back into its drinks

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Fuck, its moving!

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It would be the same as it is now except crack/powdered cocaine would substitute sugar.

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Because crack and sugar are interchangeable, and sugar addiction/comedowns are definitely as bad as with cocaine

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Does nothing unless you know it’s crack you need. Otherwise we’d just think we had a bad Covid-19 case.

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Almost everyone would have withdrawal syndrome, it would be fun

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Honestly, other than all the recovering addicts getting screwed over a lot of people would learn real quick not to be so judgemental.

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It’s good to teach empathy, but not in such extreme way…

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