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I love how everyone worships dogs. Most dogs I’ve met are exciting as fuck, they play constantly, run around everywhere and jump with you. I fully understand that this is a dog lover problem, but damn, dogs are special.

Kids are similar, they are exciting, dirty, loud, playful, etc… Again, this is usually due to being human.

Most dog owners and parents are probably having a great time being dog owners and parents.

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I’m more of a cat person.

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You know you’re not on reddit when the cat person gets downvoted.

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Fucking vegans, can’t go two seconds without mentioning it…

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I’m a vegan dog lover and I’m insulted!

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Wtf, I ain’t no fucking vegan. How insulting.

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I hate how everyone worships dogs. Most dogs I’ve met are annoying as fuck, they bark constantly, shit everywhere and jump on you. I fully understand that this is a dog owner problem and not the dogs fault. But why are dogs so special?

Kids are similar, they are annoying, dirty, loud, ungrateful, etc… Again, this is usually due to bad parenting but they don’t seem to get the free pass dogs do.

Most dog owners and parents should not be dog owners or parents.

Edit’: The replies I’m getting to this comment are proving my point. You all care so much about dogs that you automatically assume anyone who doesn’t train them properly is an asshole. Maybe the problem is the fact that having a dog and barely training or caring for them is considered socially acceptable. Most people are not ready to take the time required to properly train a dog. We should be discouraging these people from getting one. Instead everyone just fucking goes on and on about how great dogs are. No shit everyone wants one…

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43 points

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

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I think you just need a hug

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Why? Just cause I find most dogs annoying. That’s exactly the mentality I’m talking about lol

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No, cuz it sounds like you only met assholes in your life

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Sounds like everyone you meet is an asshole. Which is a bit of a warning.

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Sometimes most people are wrong about something. That doesn’t make them assholes, or mean there’s anything wrong with OP. Our culture is imperfect.

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He’s referring to the adage that “If everyone you meet is an asshole, you’re the asshole.”

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All, I’m doing is pointing out the perspective and suggesting OP actually do some introspection on their stance with the understanding they may be wrong.

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Or most dog owners are just terrible at training their dogs…

Are you saying that everyone who doesn’t properly train their dog is an asshole?

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Nah, I’m saying if everyone you meet is an asshole, it most likely means you are the asshole.

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Tell me you don’t have a dog or a kid without telling me you don’t have a dog or a kid.

I have both, 3 years ago I had neither. I get where you’re coming from, but it’s a bit ignorant to assume (dog)parents wouldn’t put that dog/kid on a pedestal. It’s what they live for.

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I have kids. I do everything in my power to make sure they don’t turn out like I described. It’s a lot of fucking work and most people aren’t willing to do it. My spouse works in a daycare. Parents these days do not parent. They just want to be labeled as one.

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Parents these days aren’t any different, not really. Having kids is the default life path for most people, so of course a good percentage are gonna suck at it.

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If you have a dog and see him daily and play with him then you will understand. Or you just don’t like dogs which is fine.

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No I wouldn’t. Do you seriously think that me having a dog would change the way I feel about other peoples poorly trained dogs?

I have kids myself and still can’t stand most other kids.

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I’d stop replying mate, the ones commenting have the reading comprehension of seven year olds lmao

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okay

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Moral relativity says if its less annoying and sm3lly than I am, it’s good tho :3

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It’s not socially acceptable to fail to train your puppers.

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