10 points

I don’t even play in-person anymore and I still think about more dice

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You’re not alone my friend

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There’s no such thing as too many dice

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The ultimate dream is to have enough dice to swim in them like Scrooge McDuck.

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As someone who’s had a sharp edge D4 draw blood this does not sound like fun.

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Good job, you made me laugh out loud in the middle of a department store

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…there have been few rolls more satisfying than covering for a friend’s divination wizard and scrounging-together enough d4s to cast vitriolic sphere with a single fistful tossed into the dice tower at once…

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7 points

I have the same problem. Not enough dice.

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My wife: ‘You really have a dice problem’

Me: ‘I’m so glad you see it too’

My wife: ‘I mean… It’s really hard to miss!!’

Me: ‘Exactly! I don’t have any icy blue translucent dice yet but I’m playing a frost mage!’

My wife: ‘that’s not at all what I meant.’

Me: ‘hey if I order all translucent dice in a set I save shipping.’

My wife: ‘I’m leaving you.’

Me: ‘But not the campaign are you? Cus I ordered some bear themed dice for your bear barbarian.’

My wife: ‘Awwww.’

Now we both have a dice problem.

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5 points

Hehe math rocks go brrr

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