cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/3045623

He said it made him think: “You can’t arrest me no more; I’ve seen your private parts.”

He said any respect he had for her work or the department disintegrated after he recognised her as an OnlyFans model. “I wouldn’t want her to be arresting me and I just saw you and your husband last night for $29.99 have sex on OnlyFans. I just can’t respect you or the precinct that you’re working at,” he continued.

166 points

Ah yes, the ol’ Incel defense: You can’t cite me bc I don’t respect you.

permalink
report
reply
56 points

Right? I don’t respect cops in general, but I still have a speeding ticket on my record.

permalink
report
parent
reply
23 points

The “fun” intersection of incel with sovereign citizen bullshit.

permalink
report
parent
reply
158 points

“Cool story bro thanks for $30 now get in the fucking car and be quiet”

permalink
report
reply
-22 points
*
Deleted by creator
permalink
report
parent
reply
37 points

Is that how you think things work?

permalink
report
parent
reply
27 points

Bro think faketaxi is real.

permalink
report
parent
reply
18 points

Uh, get arrested, have sex with a monogamous couple! Duh!

permalink
report
parent
reply
8 points

Hold on. Pornos aren’t a form of documentary?

permalink
report
parent
reply
117 points

Narrator: she could, in fact, arrest him.

permalink
report
reply
8 points

You could make a documentary about this.

permalink
report
parent
reply
104 points

He can’t respect her because she’s a sex worker and not because she’s a cop? Man talk about being right for the wrong reasons

permalink
report
reply
-2 points
*

Why would you not respect a person because they’re a sex worker?

Edit: I see it now.

permalink
report
parent
reply
70 points

I think the implication is that the cop shouldn’t be respected for being a cop, not because she’s a sex worker.

permalink
report
parent
reply
17 points

One way or another they’re going to fuck you

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

I got it now. Thanks.

permalink
report
parent
reply
8 points

Swing and a miss!

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

Lol true! I see my mistake now.

permalink
report
parent
reply
-10 points

because they likely don’t respect themselves.

permalink
report
parent
reply
98 points

Who the fuck pays $30 to watch an online sex video?

permalink
report
reply
37 points

People who want to try out this cool trick

permalink
report
parent
reply
20 points

“The police hate this one cool trick”

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points

It’s meth. The cool trick was meth.

permalink
report
parent
reply
-10 points

there is nothing more pathetic than paying for pornography. or even being an avid consumer of it. one time a friend of mine told me to follow him on twitter and his entire feed was full of animated fetish porn. lost all respect I had for him. keep that shit to yourself.

permalink
report
parent
reply

Not The Onion

!nottheonion@lemmy.world

Create post

Welcome

We’re not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from…
  2. …credible sources, with…
  3. …their original headlines, that…
  4. …would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Comments must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

Community stats

  • 5.3K

    Monthly active users

  • 967

    Posts

  • 34K

    Comments

Community moderators