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What kind of a charmed life do you have to have lived for this to be the most disrespectful thing you’ve experienced? This person clearly has no siblings and was home schooled. Or maybe Chris is the son of a powerful Mafia boss.

I probably wouldn’t be able to say that’s the most disrespectful thing to happen to me today.

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Or maybe it’s this weird new thing that the kids are doing nowadays. I think they call it “humor”? I’ve also heard them call it a “joke” as well.

that might be it.

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13 points

Your mother is a hamster and you’re father smells of elderberries

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8 points

For the children, that means your mother is a whore that fucks everyone and your father is a drunk.

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3 points

I am Father Smells of Elderberries.

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8 points

That’s just ridiculous.

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4 points

What will these crazy kids come up with next?

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13 points

That’s “Uh Chris” to you.

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1 point

I wonder if his friends can him “Chris” or “Uh.”

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21 points

I know right?

I got “Margo with a T” once. :(

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6 points

Marto? /eye-roll

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4 points

Targo

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3 points
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At least that’s correct, technically. Unless it was coffee.

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It’s respectful gesture to never assume. When someone says it’s “Margo with a T”, it’s “Margo with a T”. Do not argue, do not change, do not assume!

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1 point

/s?

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18 points

Garlic Boursin Sausage

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I totally thought it had garlic in it, too.

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3 points

Is it that season again?

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16 points

Those brown sugar oatmilk shaken espressos slap pretty hard, NGL

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6 points

Website says only 120 calories, I always thought those iced drinks were way more.

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10 points

120cal/serving

15 servings per 12oz cup

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3 points

Probably per sip.

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3 points

Glad I am not the only one! Sadly it depends on who makes it. I’ve had incredible and barely drinkable ones.

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I recently had a devoted Starbucks employee explain to me the difficulty in training new people on shaken expressos.

They are… a point of contention it seems.

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3 points

How is that called an espresso?

People make distinctions on sugar now?

What is a blond espresso?

So many questions…

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3 points

They call it espresso because it sounds cool and that’s why they can charge more. It’s not an espresso.

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Yeah the name doesn’t reflect it’s true nature. I think technically it would be an oatmilk latte?

Aside from regular white refined sugar, our stores sell light brown sugar and dark brown sugar. They’re not as refined and have the brown color due to the molasses that’s present. The molasses changes the flavor profile of the brown sugars. They’re used a lot in baking desserts because of the extra flavor the molasses imparts.

Blonde espresso is called that at Starbucks because they use a lighter roasted coffee bean, as opposed to a darker roasted bean.

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2 points

Thanks! I’m not too involved with the coffee scene and this was a lot to unpack.

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I have never been to a Starbucks, but that sounds awesome.

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Mine was super separated, so I had ice water at the top and goop at the bottom, unless I vigorously shook it before each sip.

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10 points

That batista treated them with utmost respect. It ain’t every day that you open a treasure chest, find a mimic, and get smacked so hard you level up.

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