Not OC

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The real scary part is how many of them are using Java 8 and older.

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I work for one of the unicorns of my country. 3/4 of the apps I maintain only work on java 8.

Legacy code op

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“Legacy code” Aka the fear of getting sued by Oracle for literal nonsense.

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More like “We don’t know what it does or why it’s there but it seems important so don’t touch it”

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Write once, run anywhere away.

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Java … BAAAAD! Ahahahaha never gets old.

Also search your dictionary for ‘sarcasm’

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in my personal experience the Venn diagram of people who say java sucks and the ones who write spaghetti code is a big fucking circle.

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Some of the worst spaghetti code I’ve seen was idiomatically written Java.

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java le bad am I rite? updoots to the left

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Is this a boilerplate comment?

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Boilerplate comment for boilerplate meme

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9 points

Sounds like an inheritance problem.

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It supports one of the best creative coding language, processing.

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19 points

Here’s another one: Companies depend on Adobe.

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Governments depend on Microsoft.

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Governments? Try critical infrastructure…

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That is truly terrifying.

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Off by 1 error

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Usually these things are “or less”. I see looking again that it wasn’t actually said.

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That and: Companies are stuck with Adobe

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