Astrologers: OMG! That must mean that people born under giraffe are stubborn because giraffes are stubborn!

1. Apply heavy makeup
2. Get angry at the guy to not recognize you without your heavy makeup
3. ???
4. Profit

Ok I start. For Slovakia I say ‘Kráľovná bielych tenisiek’ (Queen of white sneakers) by Elán

https://youtu.be/0qYZmIp5thg

I know what you mean and in a way it’s almost insulting. Like there are nations who trully love certain sports and they take it as part of their national pride … and then there is US. Where you wonder “why are you guys even here? Why are you taking fun from people who enjoy this game? What do you even take from this?”

Where I live we have the same situation with ice hockey - our entire nation basically stops for IIHF world hockey championship, everyone watches it and we celebrate every win. And then there is US. Which regularly wins some medal and you have a feeling that no one in the US even notices.

That’s how you get maggots

MEGA?

Nice but you should’ve used a different movie. I mean the Gladiator premiere was like yesterday, must have been few years ago max, am I right?

Ummm I failed? I have no idea what I’m looking at

Yes where I live, we use cm usually. Also height is almost always measured without shoes

Thaaat’s right Mike!