I don’t know which of you degenerates need to hear this, but: DO NOT FUCK THE PINEAPPLE!
Just a shot in the dark here… But pineapple enzymes are strong enough to eat the skin inside your mouth…
Now imagine that but on the much more sensitive skin of your dick
The juice is highly acidic to the point of being able to tenderize meats without assistance
Put your salami in that and it’s gonna come out looking like chorizo
Put your salami in that and it’s gonna come out looking like chorizo
Pure poetry. Your words have convinced me to keep my junk outta exotic fruits.
It’s actually not (just) the acidity. Pineapples and several other tropical fruits have an enzyme called papain that breaks down peptide bonds in a rather unique way, to the point that the texture of the meat can become quite off-putting if the enzyme is not used properly
Edit: acidic or not, it’s definitely best not to put any sensitive parts of your anatomy in pineapple juice
And if you out your charizo in there, it’s going to come out looking like landjäger!
They said if you eat lots of pineapple it makes your cream filling taste sweeter.
No coconut? Coward
“What’s up everybody it’s critical, today I bought the 1.2 million dollar fuckable grapefruit”
Dude, that’s not what melon-baller means.
frussy
