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Myth Busters, PLEASE 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

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We really need the mythbusters back :(

I was curious so I did a little bit of research(as in duckduckgo was useless so I asked chatgpt). While stomach acid loses its acidity fairly quickly after death how quickly it happens depends on various environmental factors. Regardless, popcorn kernels apparently pop between 175-200°C(400F). But bodies are cremated between 760-982°C(1400-1800F). So depending on how quickly those temperatures are reached it’s probably more likely that any remaining kernels would just burn.

There’s a chance though. We need some practical experiments.

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Maybe slam some high heat oil before death too, give those kernels a better chance

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It just wouldn’t be the same without Jamie and Adam with their maker/special effects know how.

It would wind up being some YouTubers most likely

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7 points

Slomo guys

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No, it wouldn’t be the same. Doesn’t necessarily mean bad though, the format is still great. You’re right though, it would probably be some really young YouTubers so they can appeal to a young audience, as if they only watched people as old as them. I think you need at least one person with a lot of experience in SFX or a similar field

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ADAM: I underestimated this. I think we should go 1 pound. 10 pounds? 20??
JAMIE: 20 pounds of kernels is like half a 5 gallon bucket. You wanna fill a body cavity, you’re gonna need 70, 80, 90 pounds.

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I’ve heard it said Rudy always looks like he just accidentally sat on his balls and ever since I can’t help but see how accurate of a description that is

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Lavell Crawford has got that look!

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Also, swallow a random stainless steel object – like a machined pawn from a fancy chess set or something. Just to fuck with the coroner. If the coroner misses it, it’ll show up in the ask pile…

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Also a good last meal idea if you’re facing the electric chair

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Also works good with a time release mentos/soda container.

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