245 points

Happy for the dog. Less happy (but not surprised) that it is being trained to falsely alert. Much easier to screen people for no reason that way!

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Yeah, I was like “This isn’t wholesome. It’s disturbing.”

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I’ve had a dog falsely alert on me twice, which allowed a cop to trash my car.

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Yeah pretty sure the dogs are trained to alert on command. If the cops want to search your car, they’ll have the dog alert and use that as the excuse.

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ANECDOTE TIME!

When I was in highschool, I got dragged out of the back seat of a car with 5 of my friends, laid face down on the asphalt inches from the lane marker, and they proceeded to rip out EVERYTHING from my friend’s mother’s minivan. When they started pulling people, oen friend sent an SOS text to his parents.

When they found nothing because the only illegal thing anyone was planning to do was underage drinking like 6 hours from then, they proceeded to LITERALLY begin ripping the car to shreds. Broken plastic panels “these are easy to remove, they could be hiding shit in there” and ripped upholstery “that loose seam means they hid it in the seats” and even began removing the bumper.

Then the friends dad, who at the time was a legal aid, now lawyer, pulled up and began theCALMEST dressing-down I’ve ever seen from someone who is seething with rage.

Popped up, got out of the car with his hands out to the side, immediately identified himself as “their legal representative” and began reciting all the laws the cops were breaking, since they never had probable cause to begin with beyond “hey there’s teens in that car” (he had no way of knowing that, for all he knew we got pulled over for legitimate reasons) but he trusted his son.

I’m sure we would all like to pretend they got fired, but nah. They took off the cuffs, said something along the lines of “don’t give us a reason to stop you” which sounded an awful lot like a threat to me, and nothing ever came of any complaints.

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Seriously, story completely goes over that some poor bastard was airport swatted over some pizza.

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You get a gun to your face and then see a mean ass police dog get a treat for it lol

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27 points

Wholesome memes? More like ignorant memes. (Gets downvoted into oblivion)

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Yeah I got pulled over once and illegally searched by dogs. They supposedly alerted. It totally wasn’t that half a Subway sandwich on my passenger seat. They proceeded to tear my car apart anyway while simultaneously trying to convince me to confess to drugs that weren’t in my car. Scumbags.

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“Gave him a treat anyways”

Well there you go. The dog isn’t confused, it’s doing exactly what they’re training it to do.

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Humans are just bad at training the right behaviours. We know what the goal is, so we assume that it’s in some way obvious to the dog as well.

Having said that, I also don’t want to be on a flight with some weirdo who has bought pizza with them so the dog is still performing a valuable service.

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Thats the joke :D

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Look pal, you’re either going to jail for decades or this dog just smells pizza. You better suck it up because this is the best system we have

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No I swear these additional checks are random

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Just always bring some emergency pizza. Worst case scenario: you’ve got some pizza

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So the takeaway from this is: When smuggling drugs through an airport, carry a few slices of pizza as well.

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21 points

No no no, put the drugs in the pizza stupid.

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Apparently bringing along things that will give false positives is a legit strategy.

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55 points

There’s nothing wholesome about this.

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