168 points

BRB gonna go cure my autism by watching Bladerunner 2049 two hundred times in a row

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You are given a calf-skin wallet on your birthday…

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13 points

I’m calling the police.

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7 points

You need the number for the fine arts forgery department?

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“My briefcase,” Rick said as he rummaged for the Voigt-Kampff forms. “Nice, isn’t it? Department issue.”

“Well, well,” Rachael said remotely.

“Babyhide,” Rick said. He stroked the black leather surface of the briefcase. “One hundred percent genuine human babyhide.” He saw the two dial indicators gyrate frantically. But only after a pause. The reaction had come, but too late. He knew the reaction period down to a fraction of a second, the correct reaction period; there should have been none. “Thanks, Miss Rosen,” he said, and gathered together the equipment again; he had concluded his retesting. “Thats all.”

“You’re leaving?” Rachael asked.

“Yes.” he said. “I’m satisfied.”

Cautiously, Rachael said, “What about the other nine subjects?”

“The scale has been adequate in your case,” he answered. “I can extrapolate from that, it’s clearly still effective.”

To Eldon Rosen, who slumped morosely by the door of the room, he said, “Does she know?” Sometimes they didn’t; false memories had been tried various times, generally in the mistaken idea that through them reactions to testing would be altered. Eldon Rosen said, “No. We programmed her completely. But I think toward the end she suspected.” To the girl he said, “You guessed when he asked for one more try.” Pale, Rachael nodded fixedly, “Don’t be afraid of him,” Eldon Rosen told her. "You’re not an escaped android on Earth illegally, you’re the property of the Rosen Association, used as a sales device for prospective emigrants. He walked to the girl, put put his hand comfortingly on her shoulder, at touch the girl flinched.

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5 points

Skin? Skin. Skin. Dry Skin. Skin. Hands made of skin. Dry Skin. Skin.

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7 points

Within cells interlinked

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Interlinked

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37 points

How do people go about making really long images like this? And also, what screen resolution are they aimed at?

Any time I find images like this I end up having to zoom in & pan about to read whatever text’s included. It’s not much trouble, but when I come across them I’m often a little perplexed by the formatting.

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48 points

Modern phones let you scroll after taking a screenshot

At least I know IOS does, and I’ve done it on android before

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Thanks, I should have clarified that I’m asking from a desktop perspective.

There are more options on that front, but I think the browser screenshot tool may kinda work for a full page shot then I guess you might crop it? But those have still seemed kinda rough to me so made me wonder.

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3 points

A browser extension I like that handles full-sized extensions is Fireshot.

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10 points

I’m asking from a desktop perspective.

my second monitor is rotated

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10 points

Firefox actually has full page screenshots built in. Was a super welcome feature when I switched to it from chrome recently.

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In firefox, right click anywhere on the page and click “Take screenshot”. Then on the top right, click “Save full page”

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I’m asking from a desktop perspective

I can rotate my monitor but my PC is a tablet, so I can just use it’s screen

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15 points

Samsung has had scrolling screenshots for ages too.

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They splice together multiple mobile screenshots. There might be an app that lets you press a button, scroll, then press stop, to do the same thing.

But it’s definitely designed for mobile. This reads really easily on my phone.

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This reads really easily on my phone.

Through one of the apps, presumably? I typically use browser on mobile & so have the same zoom/pan experience described above.

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4 points

Sync automatically zooms it in to full width. Really nice for screenshots like this or web comics.

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mobile

Reeeeee

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2 points

You can actually see text? All I’m seeing is garbled shit. Any legible greentexts? I haven’t seen them.

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7 points

Click the image

Lemmy massively fucks with the resolution on previews

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My ignorance of Boost was at fault, not Lemmy. Appreciate the sympathy shout out, tho

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I think these are long, stitched screenshots made on a phone

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2 points

Looks fine to me on desktop via Alexandrite

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Screen Master is a great app on Android that can do this (has automatic stitching which works really good too!). There’s probably an iOS version. I forget if I paid for it or not but it’s been great.

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Cam Winston!

(Can also watch Cheers, he’s there as part of an ensemble.)

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Can’t read this. Shit resolution.

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Looks fine to me if I zoom in, probably an issue with your client

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That it was!

As learned from friendly comments, Boost doesn’t load high res pics unless you tell it to.

Once done, easy to read & zoom.

Chalk another one up to NewBeeIdiocy! Fixed by people being helpful & decent.

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Zoom has been a function in nearly every mobile and computer browser for well over a decade at this point…

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21 points

On boost you need to enable HD images before its readable. I assume it’s the same for other apps.

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Looks fine on Connect

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Looks fine on Liftoff too.

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Thanks! Using boost transferring from Reddit.

Still very new, but happy to be led to lemmyverse & made aware of fediverse.

New interwebs! Fun!

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On Boost, go to Settings > Advanced > Media Viewer, under Image Viewer check “Load HQ Images” so you don’t need to hit the button every time

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Welcome! There’s a small learning curve but it’s not as bad as you may think. Feel free to ask any questions.

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7 points

Image looks terrible on the Sync app :^(

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Everything looks terrible on sync

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Looks great to me? Did op update it or something.

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6 points

Looks great on Voyager!

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Also on Sync and it’s sharp as fuck. You may have to fuss with your settings.

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I’m not seeing it in settings. There is something in advanced and media viewer, load hd images, but that doesn’t seem to load higher quality images for me. Maybe I need to restart to clear the cache.

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That’s the option yes. It’s probably the cache like you said.

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2 points

When viewing images I see a [HD] button on the top right next to the download button. Clicking that will just convert the image to HD.

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On web you can get the full resolution by clicking the title instead of the image.

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13 points

Viewing via kbin on Firefox mobile, the interface just automatically makes the image fit the width of the phone, it’s longer than the screen but that’s what scroll is for, everything perfectly readable. If I had to guess I’d say that’s a kbin feature over a Firefox feature, but could be a combo of the two.

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I slogged through the whole thing and now that I’m reading the comments it’s decided to go full crisp hd. A little earlier would have been nice…

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2 points

Needs way more JPEG.

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1 point

ctrl +

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97 points

There are certainly worse role models he could’ve chosen, so not bad I guess

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34 points

Seinfeld would have produced a real monster.

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9 points

Only if he focused on George. Anon’s cousin would’ve been a hip cool guy if he took to Kramer.

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Look, I get that some people can have some sort of penchant for the man, but I don’t believe for a second that any of you would last more than a few weeks of his company.

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14 points

My mind went to It’s always sunny in Philadelphia

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Only if he focused on Dennis. Anon’s cousin would’ve been a cool guy if he took to Frank

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