The first thing I do in any new chat app is disable read receipts and typing indicators. That shit is creepy.

I’m one of those people. Fuck group chats, all my homies hate group chats.

@Parallax me

I just make sure my SO is also in the chat so I can delegate my social communication to her. Even worked with my mom for a month…they hate each other now :x

I threaten to take attendance and hand out report cards