Which makes me a loser. My favorite character lately is my cleric.
47 points
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Dragon Disciple Sorcerer: “My great great grandpa fucked a dragon and now I can cast Fireball.”
11 points
5 points
3 points
41 points
Bard: “Doot doot, magic flute!~”
8 points
41 points
Sorcerer’s are the fantasy equivalent of someone born on third base while imagining they hit a triple.
35 points
20 points
I feel like Cleric and Wizard should be reversed, but maybe I’m disrespecting the amount of free labor the gods demand.
11 points
Sorcerers are magic nepo babies