Which makes me a loser. My favorite character lately is my cleric.

Dragon Disciple Sorcerer: “My great great grandpa fucked a dragon and now I can cast Fireball.”

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Always thought they were the most real world relatable

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Such an archievment deserves a shortcut for the offsprings.

Plus a cascade of yomama jokes

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“My great great grandma get fucked by a human and now I’m stuck in this tiny body.”

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Bard: “Doot doot, magic flute!~”

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“ Amidst coin’s clinking sound, I’d play my strings so thin, a violin’s lament, a song of pain from deep within“ screeching violin noises

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Sorcerer’s are the fantasy equivalent of someone born on third base while imagining they hit a triple.

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We know we’re born on third base and we’re pretty pleased about it, thank you very much.

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I feel like Cleric and Wizard should be reversed, but maybe I’m disrespecting the amount of free labor the gods demand.

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Wizard has student loans to pay off

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Sorcerers are magic nepo babies

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