58 points

To be fair when living on the street a pitbull can defend you from other junkies robbing you or just Dickson who are attacking you.

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I’ve had trouble with Dickson in the past too. I didn’t live on the street but I didn’t want to be at home either. I’d hang out around train stations and shopping malls but Dickson would always find me somehow. They’d wait until I let my guard down while reading a magazine or coming out of the bathroom and WHAM! They’d hold me down and sew the hand holes of my jacket sleeves together so I couldn’t use my hands. I thought they were doing it to make YouTube content but I could never find the videos.

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14 points

Who/what is a Dickson?

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44 points

Dickson your face Lmao gotten

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13 points

I don’t think we need to explain that, it seems fairly obvious

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5 points

A deez nuts joke

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25 points

Employer: you have no skills, and we don’t think you will work hard. BC Junkie pushes shopping cart fiiled, with 60lbs of stuff, for 20km per day seaeching for returnable bottles. Climbs in and out of metal alot in clothing donation bin like the stretchy dude in Xfiles

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5 points

If only the job paid in drugs

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1 point

If only the job entailed pushing a loaded shopping cart and climbing in and out of clothing bins

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12 points

No way can they afford a personal rap concert

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6 points

Why would a junkie want Mr Worldwide?

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5 points

Yes, homeless people don’t deserve the unconditional love of a dog, do they?

(/s if it’s necessary)

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3 points

unconditional toddler tearer apart you mean

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13 points

that’s just a bonus

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1 point

Good /s, that one flew over my head

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