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These guys are either awesome or terrifying.

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They terrorize the neighborhood, revving their big wheels at all hours of the night.

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The drifting you could do because they were plastic was awesome. Remember the Green Machine?

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Well that unlocked a core memory.

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The adult ones have metal or PVC coated wheels on the back for drifting. You can see it in the pic.

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Snipe em all.

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12 points

Betting they’re awesome, but I guess there’s a small chance meth is involved.

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5 points

In moderation, just about any drug only makes this more awesome.

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I think the cutoff to that rule is probably meth, heroin, and whatever that crocodile drug is.

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3 points

Everything in moderation is ideal especially moderation

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Since today meth = fentanyl, that doesn’t really hold true. It’s just a quick ticket to schizophrenia.

Apparently the average meth addict today suffers from monthly overdoses… We’ve got guys who overdose pretty much every week who are passed out in front of our business. The local paramedics have these guys penciled on their weekly schedule.

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53 points

Do we have a “just guys being dudes” community yet? It’s one of my favorite topics. Men playing around having fun.

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This one and “whywomenlivelonger” were both hilarious, and I’d love to see them here.

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29 points

Y’all never seen the drift trikes? They’re fun af

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How does one join their biker gang? I wish to initiate.

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Just like when you were a kid. Roll up on your big wheel and start talking to them. Fend off taunts from their leader until they accept you, or tackle him and put him in a headlock until he gives up. Afterwards you hug it out and become fast friends.

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I’d take this over dirt bikes doing wheelies up and down the road for hours on end.

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Hell yes. Especially when I find them on the interstate - always think about how potentially horrific and traumatizing it would be if they fell off coming out of the wheelie

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We have a few dickheads with fourwheelers in my neighborhood. It’s so fucking annoying. I’d love for them to get big wheels instead.

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