Did you instruct it to give that 1000-yard stare or does it just naturally associate that with what it’s wrought here

That was actually very clever

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Nah, delete this

Is this a whoosh or is this some sort of 4D chess whoosh beyond the whoosh moment

Incredible

Congrats, this shitpost was the content that finally convinced me to subscribe to this community

I want this for you so bad