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Huu so she was drinking throughout the whole pregnancy pretty much…

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That’s a rude assumption! It could have been heroine, meth, cocaine, fentanyl, or something else.

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Maybe it was opiates and she counted her epidural as resetting her count

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Could be, but it could also be an adoption or a nephew. The most likely explanation is that she was drinking/using during her pregnancy, but there are other alternatives…

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True, but getting your shit together is getting your shit together, better late than never, without a doubt.

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So she drank through at least 3 months of her pregnancy?

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Might have stopped when she found out.

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She wasn’t perfect so she is literal garbage, agreed.

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There’s a hell of a lot of space between “perfect” and “continuing to regularly drink while pregnant”

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15 points

He’s about 6 months old. Sounds like she was getting lit during pregnancy.

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It’s hard to give up the titty

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So either she got drunk and/ or high during the first 3 months of her pregnancy, got clean afterwards or she put a 6 when she meant to put a 9.

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or she put a 6 when she meant to put a 9

Which is also how she got pregnant

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