holy fuck everyone in that instance is such a redditor

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70 points

i know. i feel like not even redditors are this much of a redditor.

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some of the “memes” in the emoji just reek of like 28 year olds that think they’re getting old and say shit like “adulting is so hard! harry potter doggo pupper! when you’re adulting but your precious heckin chonker says ‘oh my hooman where are you going’ and that’s a mood for the day.”

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This is why one of the youngest people on hexbear is in charge of emotes, I think they’re 19 or 20 years old? Prevents stuff like that.

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28? reads more like someone who’s 38+

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If you want to see just how down bad Lemmy dot world is on its Reddit addiction, just type old.lemmy.world into your browser’s address bar. I’m saying it again, but yeah it’s something else.

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Type old.lemmy.world into your browser’s web address bar, I dare you…

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38 points

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Terminal stage brain. Inoperable

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Baudrillard’s enshitification

It is the reflection of a basic reality. <- www.reddit.com

It masks and perverts a basic reality. <- old.reddit.com

It masks the absence of a basic reality. <- lemmy.world

It bears no relation to any reality whatever: it is its own pure simulacrum. <- old.lemmy.world

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78 points

most of them aren’t even transparent

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The only good emote I saw on there is the bluey cartoon one. The rest were just bad.

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What show or game are your emojis and avatars from? I see it all the time and it’s made me want to look into whatever the source material is.

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18 points
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Nothing they can do can even match a fraction of the posting power of our Dear Emoji Commissar General, WhyEssEff

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77 points

imagine not having new emojis added almost every day

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58 points
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Amateur hour. There are emojis on our list that never even load a preview, let alone get used

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10 points

One of my favorite less-used ones that’s still used plenty

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:mystery-emote:

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6 points

lol, I made that one and this one:

no, I will not explain

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I searched back through previous uses to find context and turned up nothing. Out of respect for emoji lore shrouded in secrecy, nor shall I ask.

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15 points

I’m trying to imagine a world where an entire comm isn’t dedicated to emojis. What would I do with my time?!

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I don’t even know what vibe to call this. These are like if the dredges of 4chan reaction images from 2006 kept getting recycled by the goofiest pits of reddit.

This feels like when you’d go over to your friend’s house and they’re like an evangelical family and they have bland, knockoff versions of everything. You go over to play video games and they only have bootleg games about Moses throwing coconuts

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9gag-core

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post-ifunny

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🤮

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🤢

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Holy shit these are terrible

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74 points

how to repel 98% of women from your dudebro ass website with one small trick

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Now that is freaking epic!

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we did it, reddit lemmy!!1!!111!!!1!

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17 points

I can’t unhear Zach Hadel saying this every time I read it now

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emoji

!emoji@hexbear.net

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A workshop for the memes of production.

Submit new emoji here.

A good submission is:

  1. Visually clear at a small size (120 pixel width) [This does not mean upload the small image, this means upload the source image or full size cutout but test prior.]
  2. Have a transparent background to the greatest degree possible. This online tool can remove many backgrounds.
  3. Display a clear emotion or purpose
  4. If including text, should be properly sized to be readable
  5. “Evergreen” and not something that will be irrelevant after the next news cycle
  6. Formatted in PNG, GIF, or SVG to make our file optimization cycles easier. If svg initially, send svg in a seperately hosted link to WhyEssEff. Same with gif, as we render them as mp4 IIRC.
  7. Have proposed title as the title of the post, nothing more, nothing less.
  8. Post body should include a suggested category and keywords.
  9. Max height of 3 times the width.

Rules:

  1. No reactionary or reactionary-adjacent expressions. The purpose of an image is what it expresses. Some clear examples for this rule:
    • Allowed: Broken fasces, burning stars-and-bars, rotated Mussolini
    • Disallowed: Body-shaming, Pepes, gay-shaming the enemy (e.g. those pictures of Putin and Trump that libs love to post), certain hateful wojaks (even if recontextualized)
    • If you think you have touched on a grey area, see rule 7 for how to litigate this.
  2. Nothing Vaush-related is allowed
    • To be honest, I broke this rule, so it’s pretty much moot. Just run it by me first in DMs or matrix. Vaush is a bit of a dead horse, so to speak, so they’re still generally discouraged. The qualification for a viable emote referencing his existence is more a matter of execution -- @WhyEssEff
  3. No desecration of religious imagery. This includes things like burning Israeli/Saudi flag emojis. If you can modify the flags while still accurately representing countries without including said imagery, it is much preferred.
    • A grey area can be argued around whether the symbol has colloquially evolved past its religious origins (one example of this that can be relatively agreed upon is the Union Jack, which is more a symbol of colonialism if anything). See rule 7 for how to litigate this.
  4. Nothing sexually explicit or overtly horny is allowed
    • :hentai-free:
  5. No sectarianism in submissions. Pro-tendency content is fine, but we will not accept content degrading specific tendencies.
  6. No gore, no SA, no sui-bait. Nothing that could reasonably trigger a comrade.
  7. If you think you’re touching on a grey area with a submission, message @whyesseff:matrix.org to clear it before you post.
    • DISCLAIMER: Clearing does not necessarily mean that I’ll add it, just that it’s alright to submit and the rules will not be the barrier to its addition -- @WhyEssEff
  8. No content that breaks the Hexbear Code Of Conduct.

Emoji are added to the codebase periodically. Emoji may or may not be accepted and the dev team has final decision.

All images submitted must be ones you have the right to share with the project. By posting images in this comm, you are agreeing that you have permission to share this image with the project.

Hexbear Code Of Conduct, ToS, Privacy Policy, etc all still apply.

WhyEssEff’s makeshift emote repository mirror on her personal github.

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