Wait… if she “got fingered” who did the fingering. Where is that person who sees a naked person in public while walking home and thinks “oh, sure, I’ll go finger her. Just for kicks.”
I may be going to hell, but did anyone else here this in Jeremy clarksons voice?
Today on top gear, …
“I ride a motorbike naked. Hammond gets fingered in the street. And James punches a blind man”
Guitar Riff
Fuck that, she’s living her best life!
Sounds like a good time to me! Maybe I need to re-evaluate things …
Here’s where the Oxford coma would have really helped.
I mean… would it? Is there really such a massive distinction between fingering yourself in the street whilst punching a blind person and fingering yourself in the street and then punching a blind person?
