10 points
Here’s where the Oxford coma would have really helped.
14 points
I mean… would it? Is there really such a massive distinction between fingering yourself in the street whilst punching a blind person and fingering yourself in the street and then punching a blind person?
14 points
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11 points
Sounds like a good time to me! Maybe I need to re-evaluate things …
7 points
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The plaintive single tear looks so poignant next to that laundry list of sin and wanton abandon.
As a phasmid once said, humans are a violent and irrepressible miracle.
26 points
I may be going to hell, but did anyone else here this in Jeremy clarksons voice?
Today on top gear, …
34 points
“I ride a motorbike naked. Hammond gets fingered in the street. And James punches a blind man”
Guitar Riff
14 points
21 points
Fuck that, she’s living her best life!
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