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What is the ultimate answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything? Just so I can check Douglas Adams’ work. There’s just no other way.

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“Contrary to Adams’s attestation, the answer is actually 69, not 42.”

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Or perhaps it was off by an order of magnitude, and the correct answer is 420

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Nice.

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Giving up wealth, fortune, and fame for cosmic knowledge? You’re a real frood dude, candelestine!

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What about asking for thr answer to one of the Millenium Prize Problems? That way youd get rich and still contribute knowledge to science?

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What’s the optimal engineering solution for fusion energy.

To consign combustion to the past.

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Why limit to fusion? Ask for the optimal energy production solution, period. Might be something we never thought of.

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The answer might be impossible or impractical like a Dyson Sphere.

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What’s the most efficient design for an energy generation device that fits in an area smaller than 1 cubic mile, uses materials found on Earth or nearby planets/passing comets, and if it outputs particle, waves, or any combination thereof that destroy the atmosphere or DNA/life, contains the destroyers?

But if we’re dealing with a demon or a genie or aliens, we won’t like the answer. Fuckin’ tricksters.

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Or it might just be pretty straightforward: Use Solar panels to harvest the energy of the sun, that is there for free goddammit.

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Or maybe impossible or impractical like fusion.

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Yeah, a Dyson sphere is arguably pretty optimal (or one of the even more outlandish interstellar level theoretical solutions). Why deal with fuel when stars are already there? There’s even a classification system for how advanced a species is, which measures efficiency of energy consumption. In that, harnessing the power of a single star is a type 2 civilization (humans are generally considered on the scale of type 0.7).

But yeah, knowing that maybe it’s theoretically possible does nothing to help us actually make such a thing. Even if we were to also be told exactly what materials it would take and an exact blueprint of what to do, the scale of construction is pretty much beyond current human levels.

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what are the exact numbers for the next Powerball drawing, in winning order?

…don’t fuck with me, genie, I got problems.

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Hey I can answer that 100% truthfully. I don’t know :)

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That TECHNICALLY doesnt answer the question because he didnt ask what you know, he asked what the next numbers are.

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Genie produces a list of all two digit numbers in all possible orders.

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You’ll get the right answer, but all bets are closed.

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You get the right answer. But at the same time as everyone else.

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I love how everyone unanimously agreed this was a genie situation.

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The number is the same as that of a Chinese fortune cookie lotto number. 50 people win an and split a 5 million dollar jackpot, yourself included.

You get about $70k.

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Shit man, I’d be happy with a 7k jackpot tbh. 70k would be hella worth it.

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Ask for the lottery numbers instead, that would igve you like a million, sounds better to me…

Still I wonder if thats really worth it, probably not. You could have ANY question answered and you chose to get a couple lf dollars richer instead?

At least ask for one of ghe millinium questions, that way you at least find out somethinf useful while at the same time getting the multu-million dollar prize money

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If you could ask one question and get a 100% true answer, what would it be and why?

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Or what would the answer to that question be, while restating the question within the answer?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll™ tootsie pop?

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Wise

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1, 2, crunch, 3…3

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3

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One is the least amount of licks, greater than zero, it can take to get to the center of a tootsie roll™ tootsie pop.

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