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Idk which came first but I prefer this version

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Whereas in the US, assassinating presidents used to be the fifth most popular sport.

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This is a classic western misinterpretation of East Asia. If you actually read Japanese history you would know that the Japanese have a vibrant and deep history of assassinating their Leaders.

Whether they are a leftist sympathizer, union leader, or simply not fascist enough, there are plenty of traditional and culturally appropriate ways to assassinate the leaders of Japan.

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It’s amazing. By utilizing the time honored technique of “korosu”, this skill has been passed down from generation to generation. People don’t seem to have enough respect for tradition.

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That is also a faux pas in the United States, it’s overly formal and the preferred vernacular is “GET ON THE GROUND, BOY! STOP RESISTING!”

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“He’s reaching for my gun!”

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*"*GOUGE HIS EYES!"

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Exactly. Instead you’ll be rewarded with a paid vacation, and then either moved to a new station to continue your spree, promoted for your efforts, or be allowed to retire early with full benefits

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Several other countries as a matter of fact, cops be cops after all!

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cops be cops after all!

Umm the politically correct phrase is ACAB

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I know you yanks like to go around shooting each other, but if you absolutely must challenge someone to a duel - do be so kind as to use your sword instead.

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Many of us on Lemmy have Kitanas hanging on our wall, so totally ready.

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Why is she hanging on your wall? Tell her to get down and act more human if she doesn’t want to stand out

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Mine’s just a longsword sitting on top of my desk…

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That’s no way to treat your waifu body pillow.

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The rest of us are so used to murdering people every day. I never would have thought about it!

I guess I can stop murdering for a little bit while in Japan. If you insist.

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He can have a little murder as a treat

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“Illegal somewhere” Mad Lib:

"The rest of us are so used to *__ every day. I never would have thought about it!

I guess I can stop * for a little bit while in (place)__. If you insist.”

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What? Sounds like a stupid fucking concept.

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Racist.

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