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Americans will use anything but metric smdh.

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My feet are 0.83 feet long

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you’re not legally allowed to call them feet then

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17 points

You can get around those rules by spelling it wrong.

Pheet.

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5 points

Feetish

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3 points

Whatever king it was had really big feet though.

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I hope you are joking. There are no decimals in standard measuring systems. Decimals are a Communist plot. ;-)

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6 points

83/100 feet

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1 point

Unless you’re doing any kind of precision manufacturing, then it’s decimal inch notation.

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67 points

Alt: The character The Boulder from TV series “Avatar: The Last Airbender” captioned “The Boulder feels conflicted.”

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Doesn’t markdown let you add alt-text in the form ![alt text](url) ?

Wait lemmy test

edit: yea it works
edit2: maybe not
edit3: no it def does

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8 points

Been wondering why people just upload with “image”.

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7 points

I try to always add useful alt text.

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4 points

I don’t see any alt text in yours when I click the image in my mobile client.

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3 points

It’s showing up in the html, maybe your image viewer doesn’t show it?

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59 points

Coloradan here. This tweet was a joke response from the sheriff’s department to a previous incident where they described a large boulder the size of a large boulder blocking the road.

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Update: I was wrong. The officer meant to say “the size of a small car”. The “larger boulder the size of a large boulder” tweet came later as a joke reference to this one.

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10 points

Probably meant to write ‘the size of a large car’ originally?

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I read coruscantian at first and was thinking about the incident where half a ship shaped ship dropped on us the last week

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I imagine a Venn diagram with small boulders on the left side and large boulders on the right and in the middle the one on the image

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It’s not just a boulder, it’s a rock.

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7 points

Do you smeeeeelllllllllll what it’s cooking?

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4 points

Hopefully pizza, because I’m starving!

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4 points

astonishingly in the shape of a boulder

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