I am convinced god has chosen to abandon reason and choose to create the dumbest, most absurd timeline ever
“He could come back,” Sherman said. “Obviously, I’m not a real fan of how the Iraq War went
but
If there is a god he will have to beg for my forgiveness. Actually, no, he will not get it anyways if this is where we’re at
Anyways, seeing as today’s republican base are yesterday’s InfoWars listeners i can’t see this flying
theOnion doesn’t have to write the current news blunders -AGAIN
MAGAtwats & Putin trolls may be stealing theOnion writers’ jobs like we never imagined.
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
WELCOME TO HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
house DEMOCRATIC lawmakers
lmao imagine ever contemplating to
Aren’t you forgetting about someone