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I hope you like keyboards

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You could up your moans-per-minute if you switched your username to dvorak.

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Even after decades of qwerty? And what about switching back and forth?

Serious question though I’ll if course accept responses in the spirit of the thread too.

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As a querty user, I know most of my speed typing comes down to muscle memory, but dvorak is a more sensible layout from what I’ve heard. The problem with dvorak is that most people, including myself, are too used to the old layout to want to momentarily slow down and learn something that would be faster in the long run. So I’m never gonna fault someone for either choice, but… Switching back and forth is some psycho the-voices-moaned-me-to-do-it shit.

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Okay, but make sure you pronounce it correctly. It sounds like that utensil you would use for soup…

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A thpoon?

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Oh, a spork?

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Go ahead I liked the post

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Please try

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