Can we kiss now?
91 points
Corn is not a nut. But you’re still filling your mouth with warm seed
13 points
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23 points
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That’s why when I grab my popcorn at the cinema I loudly proclaim “no homo” before going down on Bruce, my coworker.
Wouldn’t want it to get awkward
12 points
Is calling a corn kernel a nut some kind of European thing?
2 points
11 points
not if you are a woman
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Warm seed can come from women too, is all I’m saying
Also, I think it’s time we stop thinking in gay and straight terms. Way too restrictive, sexuality is just more complex than that.
7 points
On that note, never stick your dick in peanut butter, because that would be fucking nuts
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