25 points

Under capitalism, yes.

Under socialism? Men would all be spending their new free time learning woodworking and making gigantic overengineered furniture out of oak and mahogany.

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19 points

Idk id probably be chilling

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13 points

It drinking and dancing with the boys to some hard bass

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19 points

Nah. I would totally still lay on the floor.

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47 points

That’s the meme? But that’s just gender stereotypes

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30 points

*shitty gender stereotypes

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15 points
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Kind of, but on the other hand people (male, I believe) are openly agreeing with it ITT and apparently find it funny.

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3 points

it’s ok if it’s true, right?

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4 points

no it’s ok if it’s funny

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14 points

Can’t stub your toe on the bed frame if there’s no bed frame

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5 points

Can’t fall out of bed either! Steps on the gun and accidently shoots thenselves

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1 point

Shoots his nuts off

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1 point

Stop shooting people in the dick!

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2 points

Yes. A woman will buy him a holster for his gun.

Both Glocks and cocks need a holster.

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16 points

Literally my apartment when I was making 6 figures. Women be like “I don’t date poor dudes”. I’m like “lol just because I don’t blow my entire paycheck on Barre, Whole Foods, and shitty brand new apartment with paper thin walls doesn’t make me poor”

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6 points

Meanwhile dudes with furniture are laying pipe lol

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Rather it is because you don’t do those things that you are not. I personally still like to have at least a box spring, but for the most part my bedroom is, well, a room that I put my bed in. I don’t understand the need for $1,000 of pillows that we aren’t allowed to actually sleep with overly fancy blankets that look nice in a photo but aren’t anywhere near as comfortable as a cheap down blanket at Costco.

Don’t get me wrong I do enjoy things looking nice, but there has to be some value to the item other than just it looks nicer. Function over form ideally function with form but in the bedroom form rarely follows function

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3 points

If your money doesn’t make a difference when they show up, what’s the difference, from their perspective?

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