137 points
“are you a terrorist? if you are you have to tell us, it’s the law”
“shit I don’t remember this part in training”
37 points
What it is an extra charge so even if you fail utterly at being a terrorist and the fbi fucks up, they can get you for something, lying on an official form
16 points
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10 points
3 points
10 points
83 points
Should have matched the meme buttons with the pic buttons.
7 points
60 points
Answer “yes” and a trap door is activated and you are sent directly to Guantanamo Bay for further processing by “Big Bob” and his cock meat sandwich.
25 points
47 points
Don’t give in to intrusive thoughts or you’ll generally have a bad time
29 points
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33 points
Fucking my sarcastic ass is glad I’ve never come across this. My wife doubly so.
