96 points

So he didn’t clean his toilet for 3 years?

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The previous tenant may have been an owl, if you’ve ever had one of them shit on your car you’ll know it’s like concrete.

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8 points

The Hundred Acre Wood real estate market is truly disgusting

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13 points

Sounds about right

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1 point

Also apparently is unfamiliar with a toilet duck, or a brush

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66 points

I’m pretty sure you’d die if you drank 15 liters of water a day for 3 years

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Yeah, the losing weight, getting a girlfriend, and removing the poop stain were actually just hallucinations caused by his brain shutting down due to water toxemia

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28 points

Fucking doctors. ‘drink water’ ‘at least 8 glasses a day’ ‘more if you exercise’ ‘water is vital to you’ ‘most of the human body is water’ ‘💦’ but nobody is like ‘but not too much water or it can kill you’.

Doctors are in bed with Big Water, and they don’t want you to know the truth!

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7 points

FYI the “8 glasses a day” thing has no no medical basis, just make sure you drink when you’re thirsty!

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Not necessarily if your kidneys are in good working order and you replace incidental salt loss but you would essentially never stop pissing. Kidneys work fast so you’d literally just be taking a piss shortly after drinking a liter. You’d be peeing once or twice an hour.

Having the dedication to actually do that when you also post on 4chan is unbelievable.

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Whachu mean? 4channers are very dedicated. Youll never meet a crowd more dedicated to embracing their autism.

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I drink 200-500ml of water an hour and I pee at least once an hour.

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As someone who drinks between 8 and 16 liters of soda a day, it’s not that dangerous. You just urinate a lot more than normal people.

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You realise there are some grave differences between water and soda, right? Also, damn dude, I seriously hope you are an American who just cannot convert ounces to liters properly.

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Nope, I drink between 4 and 8 two liter sodas a day. Interspersed with other drinks, like if I go out to eat.

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Soda comes in ml and L not oz.

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13 points

16 liters of soda per day??? How have your kidneys not just shut down entirely?

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2 points

I wonder how many teeth they have.

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6 points

8 to 16 litres a day?

How? And why?

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I’m a diabetic and got into a habit of drinking a lot before I was diagnosed. Then I got put on a medication that works by shunting sugar into my urine, which increases my frequency of urination and therefore my thirst. I also have hyperhydrosis, which makes me sweat way more than normal, so I need to replace the liquids more than normal, and the medication I’m on for it has a side effect of further increasing how much I drink.

All combined, I drink way more than normal people. A strange side effect is that, since I produce so much more urine than a normal person, my bladder has stretched to much larger than normal. Most people have a maximum capacity of 1000mL in their bladder, i have closer to 2000mL.

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4 points

between 8 and 16 liters of soda a day soda

The hydrohomies want to know your location.

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34 points

Hopefully, 1,5 not 15. That would cause terrible outcomes to the body.

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24 points

More than 7 liters of water is really bad for your kidney

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It already stops being healthy past 3 liters. Your urinary tract is constantly running on overdrive and you are flushing important nutrients out of your system drinking this much.

Plus, you probably can’t get a full night of sleep because you have to take a piss every 20 minutes

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Men need about 3.7 liters per day. More if they exercise, maybe a liter or two extra.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/nutrition-and-healthy-eating/in-depth/water/art-20044256

Urine isn’t the only way to get rid of water. But if you sweat it out, you will need to replace the missing sodium. Breathing causes water to leave too.

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6 points

Not if you properly fit your stillsuit.

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7 points

9 is LD50 for an average person

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Timing is everything. Your kidneys can potentially make a liter of urine an hour. If you drink nine in two hours, you’re going to have diarrhea, vomiting and potentially die. If you do the same over 24 hours and you’re otherwise healthy, you’ll just pee a lot.

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21 points

I’m not a urologist or whatever but I think drinking 15 litres of water a day would be really bad for you.

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Nephrologist. Urologist cares more about how you store all that piss.

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3 points

In the balls

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