I used to think human rights were unconditional, but then someone told me that Palestinians are actually homophobic, so as any rational person capable of critical thinking and nuanced thought would do, I abandoned all of my values and pivoted to support for apartheid.
They made an excellent point, namely that I should support the murder and displacement of homophobes, which is why I propose the following.
Every queer person in North America will come together and form a milita. I’ll assume George Soros will pay for everything. For your first mission, you’ll take over the state of Florida. I have it on good authority from Conservatives that the US military has gone woke, so I expect them to cooperate with you.
To any Floridians reading this, you have 24 hours to leave before you are crushed under the high heels of the Pink Army. You brought this on yourself by voting for Ron Desantis. Do not resist. Bigots deserve bombs. Anyone who is opposed to this is a homophobe who supports Hamas and is literally worse than Hitler.
QUEER PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO DEFEND THEMSELVES!
Naturally, they’ll also be dropping bombs on the homes of anyone who writes/hosts for The Daily Wire.
*glitter bombs.
They’re just regular bombs, but there’s some glitter mixed in with the ordnance, too.
The joys of homonationalism - unfortunate name tbh - a cornerstone of western supremacist liberals and fascists since at least Pim Fortuyn’s electoral campaign in the 2002 Dutch elections.
Also TIL he was one of those new left clowns that became a renegade in the late 80s.
A lot of the people that hold these positions are also the people that write articles along the lines of
“I met with gay rights activists in country-where-being-gay-has-the-death-penalty to show how little I a London based journalist fear reprisals here are their names and addresses”
If these people get attacked, the journalist views it as a q.e.d. of what they just wrote and it just further legitimizes “and here’s why we must intervene”
Reminds me of the start of Ukraine, when NAFO losers were touting the based trans troops of the US against the evil homophobic russians, only thing I could think of was ‘how the fuck do you think trans people are generally treated here?? Have you read anything about terf island, your based NATO ally??’
Israel aren’t just killing the straight Palestinians.
Erm, actually, the IDF has gaydar and uses it to keep queer people safe. I heard it from Biden himself, so it’s true!
