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Conservatives not being obsessed with teenage girl’s bodies challenge (impossible)

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They only lust after teenagers because it’s about 10 years more acceptable than what they’re really after.

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Like the old joke goes: how do you make sure a liberal (whether of the conservative or the “progressive” variety) never has sex again? Abolish prostitution and start rigorously enforcing age of consent laws.

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Honestly just enforcing consent would be enough to wipe them out completely. Both parties need to consent and it can’t be over duress.

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My mom used to be the one to dye her hair blue with a permanent marker and my dad had an earring and homemade tattoos. I turned out communist. Maybe the creator is right after all.

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My mom let me get my ear pierced when I was 13 and it’s been downhill ever since.

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But I like blue haired girls tho

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Fr, like what’s wrong with blue hair?

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Blue is the political colour.

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Same, everyone having brown hair is kinda boring. Men should try it more too.

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everyone having brown hair is kinda boring

Gonna resist making a “Ukronazi reading this” joke

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I guess depends where. in Poland over 90% of people have brown hair of various shades naturally and usually i hear complaining about the vanity of people dying it on rarer but still natural colours like blond, red or black (usually about young women and old men).

Of course if someone dye their hair in blue or pink or something like this the chud rage is on, it’s still Poland after all.

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If I were superman I would simply have pulled the kid off the track with my super speed and flight rather than wreck and stop a train. Simply fly the kid to the nearest train station after so they can safely board the blue hair dye express and know you support them and their choices.

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Seriously, it’s super man. He could literally whip the kid out of the way

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Aw, inclusive reaction. Saying “father figure” instead of “father”

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That’s because the “father figure” here includes your screaming Baptist pastor or the old man yelling at a cloud in your nearest Wal-Mart, for when the parents are halfway decent people

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tourner dans le vide vide tourner dans le vide vide tourner dans le vide vide toouuuunrner

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