11 points
I say shit like that ironically.
5 points
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If someone the day after a tako-night, says: “Man! I’ve nuked the bathroom this morning.” That doesn’t mean that he actually have nuclear weapons in his house.
10 points
the bathroom is actually glowing, visible down the hall
“though maybe we should believe him, just this once”
3 points
4 points
God and Jesus are interwoven into my expressions.
God fucking damnit
Jesus Fucking Christ
I lose no sleep over it
1 point
I’ve heard a Christian use the word “Wednesday”.
I once saw a Buddhist monk using an ATM.
But I’ve never heard an atheist thank god for their atheism.