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I want you to fear going to the bathroom!

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I’m here for the journey.

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You know it’s good when you get to experience it twice.

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Oh so they make this ointment called Ilex

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Broccoli: “I literally taste like shit!”

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What kind of broccoli are you getting

Brocoli tastes amazing

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I think there’s a study where they showed that there’s a collection of people who taste broccoli differently.

For me, by itself, it is absolutely terrible. But put it in some melted cheese with some rice and I’m 100% game.

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Shit tastes amazing

You disgust me.

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If you also cook them to the point where they loose their green colour you are over cooking them

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Cover with olive oil and roast in the oven. So delicious

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You seem to have it confused with celery. Or actual shit 🤷

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No matter how much seasoning you put on me.

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At a past job, we talked about “rage blackouts” during meetings where someone says something ridiculous and infuriating. When this cartoon was posted on Reddit a while back, I cut out the chili pepper screaming rage, and it became my favorite thing to text people during meetings. This ends story time.

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Thank you for story time it was nice

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Aren’t chilis also low calories and high in vitamins?

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Yes, but you wouldn’t eat that much chili as much as broccoli, would you?

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Challenge accepted

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In rajasthan you can find something called “mirchi ka salan” which roughly translates to Curry of chillies(https://lemmynsfw.com/pictrs/image/9ebedd36-9ada-42a4-92d7-ff3815592dcc.jpeg)

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I definitely eat more peppers than I do brocoli, kale, asaparugus, or pretty much any other leafy greens.

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Bell peppers are still chili!

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They’re the chill chillies

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Yes

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IT HURTS SOO GOOD!!!
I NEED THE PAIN!!! 🌶️

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Let’s take a ride to flavor town

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