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How much land, and where?

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I like the sofa opposite the bunk bed, nothing better than watching people sleep.

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2 points

Is that “bump ass” or “bum pass?”

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One acre. By a lake. But I still feel it’s ridiculous. I hate the idea of what’s market value. To me it’s what is decent as a human being.

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169 points

Somebody you know is selling an acre of land on a lake, not a shed. This land is probably worth that much with no improvements at all

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Op doesn’t understand how badly mfers want to live on a lake in the woods. Electrical and a shed is a bonus.

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13 points

The acre and the boat slip. The dock fees in lake anna are $1,300 a year the slip alone is worth at least $60,000

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It’s always land value plus house value. A friend of mine bought an old farm house on a large piece of land for less than a used car’s worth. Why so cheap? The land would be worth a fortune alone, but the farm house was a few hundred years old (take that, USA!), in a bad shape, and listed as a protected building, i.e. he had to do any kind of “making it habitable” under close scrutiny of bureaucrats and historians. The family worked their asses off every weekend for over a decade and spent a fortune on historically correct materials.

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I mean it has electrical service, water, and either sewer or septic. Still feels a little high but a full acre on a lake is valuable

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One acre by WHAT lake? This looks like a fucking bargain compared to a lot of places. Lakefront property is highly sought after everywhere.

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19 points

Land where I live runs about $1M/acre.

Decent’s got nothing to do with it.

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7 points

Yeah $1m/acre isn’t moral

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13 points

80% of that value is in the land, assuming the lake is somewhat desirable to live by. 1 whole acre?? These are 2013 prices

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And $30k to put utilities in, unless they’re pulling water from the lake and treating it.

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It’s funny. I’m on vacation in a primarily summer destination, and my wife and I checked out some lake properties in zillow. She thought I was nuts when I said a house we saw was probably a cool mill. Found properties listed for up to $4m. Property values are bonkers.

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🫤✋ Shed
😀 👉Tiny House

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On how many acres?

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Town close to me has 800sq foot sheds for $237k

It’s a tiny home on 1/5 an acre.

Insanity

I’m in middle Tennessee.

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That would seem nuts except middle Tennessee is Nashville area? And it seems like the corporate overlords aren’t buying things up there. That would be 700-800k where I live, and I’d buy it if the interest rates were lower.

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24 points

Looks like a great shed TBH.

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Someone will probably buy it to make it an Airbnb “getaway cabin” at way too much $ per night.

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9 points

With a mild $999.99 cleaning fee 🧹🧼

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Probably already is. Looks insulated and has electric.

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