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I would fall down the stairs and then apologize and give the cat treats because I hurt it.

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I would have stepped on it and have my lower leg shredded and gained an enemy for life inside my own house.

I probably would have tumbled down the stairs too … broken bones, concussion, bruises, scrapes … while being shredded and still end up with a lifelong enemy.

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An accurate assessment of events.

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At least it wouldn’t be a long life to suffer the enemy

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They’re testing you. If you can’t spot a threat, you failed as a hunter.

Getting to snack on your still-warm corpse is just a side benefit

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Death is inevitable Jon.

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I’m sorry

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Dangerous for the cat, for sure.

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My cats lie in the middle of the hallway, swishing their tails, and then act offended when they inevitably get their tail pinched.

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