55 points

Homer looks more excited to be stoned

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Please do not promote the usage of illegal substances here on this platform. As the usage of them can lead to legal action, per the federal Marijuana Tax act of 1937 thereupon enforcing the disusage of the substance in 35 US states. Henceforth, I will have to report your post to the proper authorities.

Edit: Stop downdooting!! I am a lawyer!

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12 points

Lamest possible response, even if a joke.

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9 points

Ok, cool

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2 points

As a resident of a legal weed state I must report everyone for not supporting their government by imbibing in mery-jujuana.

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I don’t know why you are getting downvoted, I for one 100% agree that the use of illegal substances should not be allowed. However, as a retaliation to your statement I would encourage the disusage of all illegal substances per-se. I will provide an upvote to counteract the copious amounts of downvotes you have now from uninformed Lemmy users. Good day to you sir.

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Illegal substances are not allowed by the very definition of the term. Discussions regarding these substances focus on whether or not their status of being illegal should be repealed or continued as an “allowed illegal substance” would be a paradox in a court of law.

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Thank you my good sir, I appreciate the positive feedback. Good day to you 😇😗

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32 points

Apparently I’m not adulting because when I get home I’m excited to get stoned and play video games

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6 points

I wonder what percentage of the US falls into this camp.

I know I deifnelty do lol.

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27 points

What do you call avoiding sleep until the very last minute because your life is only work and responsibilities. If you go to sleep that just means you have to wake up and do it all over again. So you stay up late so you have some sense of a life outside of this soul cruising existence.

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8 points

Revenge sleep/bedtime procrastination

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2 points

My life. I call it my life.

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21 points

Nah I think that’s called depression.

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I’m usually excited to get home plop on the couch, deny that I’m tired and should go to bed.

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