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Yes, as long as the producer consents

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I’ve often had this silly scenario in my head.

You walk into a celebrated high class restaurant, and at the bottom of the menu, it reads “Human meat steak. $10,000”. You ask the waiter who fetches the chef. The chef comes out and explains that after decades honing his craft, he feels like he’s a master of his craft, and now he’d love the honour of cooking a steak taken from his own body. If anyone purchases the steak, a skilled surgeon will remove half a pound of meat safely from the chef, who will then prepare it for you, and the chef is visibly keen to serve this.

As a vegetarian, I honestly don’t feel that this would bother me, if I had money to spend, the only reason I wouldn’t go for it is that I’d worry the chef would come to regret giving up chunk of his ass or leg or whatever, and I’d be partially to blame, or that the chef was not thinking straight otherwise.

Most entertainingly, I think it would be vegan.

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This situation kinda reminds me of John Locke talking about slavery. He says that for some rights to be truly inalienable, that people themselves should not have the ability to willingly surrender them, such as by willingly selling themselves into slavery. Now, yes, John Locke owned stock in a slave trading company, so he’s a hypocrite in that regard, but I digress. I feel like this is one of those things where people shouldn’t be allowed to physically sell parts of their body for consumption, as “not being eaten by other people” is one of those inalienable rights we should have as a society.

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Jokes on john locke, i’m an organ donor anyways 😎

but to a degree I agree. in that chef example, at any point the chef could revoke consent and stop at any time. Likewise, somebody shouldn’t be able to sell themselves into slavery but it would be fine to agree to do work for free or under slavery conditions as long as you can revoke consent at any time. But the right should be inalienable such that nobody should be in a position where they could be coerced into doing that, it would have to be 100% voluntary and enthusiastic. Like if somebody was in a position where it was either agree to being a slave or be homeless or starve or otherwise suffer, then I would argue society has failed them, we didn’t protect their rights adequately

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I think this is a fantastic thought experiment. Thanks for sharing.

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It actually gets worse… i saw this post here on lemmy.

When someone replied to her exactly that, she said she “didn’t always consent because she doesn’t always feel like it but she does it for her baby, is that still vegan??”.

She was looking for fight imo.

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5 points

Yeah, she probably was. No one argues against a baby having milk, otherwise the baby would literally die.

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4 points

Is roadkill vegan

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7 points

Did roadkill consent?

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2 points

How about all the bugs you splat on your windshield?

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32 points

By definition you can eat and drink human produce and still be vegan. So you could be a cannibal and also a vegan.

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9 points

eat the rich!

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Yeah I think as long as consent is given. Animals can’t give consent, which makes it immoral to eat them (according to vegans).

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The IT crowd comes to mind.

“No-- he was a very nice cannibal.”

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5 points

Humans are animals.

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That’s the point.

Veganism, as far as I can tell, is not so much about not consuming animal products as it is about not consuming anything that causes harm to animals.

By that logic, you would keep your child on breast milk as long as possible, to avoid having to switch to cow milk or formula.

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3 points

You are what you eat

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25 points

Well?

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75 points

Breast milk is the only milk that can be vegan. It’s all about consent.

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11 points

Almond, cashew, oat, soy…

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34 points

Those plants didn’t consent, so…

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13 points

Those are not technically milk so…

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Euphemistic milks?

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Which would mean there’s the possibility of this new short horror story I just wrote:

I noticed two new options in the dairy aisle today: human breast milk, vegan and non-vegan.

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o_o

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7 points

So meat is vegan as long as the cows consent?

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28 points

Man, Hitchhiker’s Guide really was ahead of its time.

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Technically yes. But of course they would (and can’t really) do that. But you could also eat stuff like roadkill and it’s vegan. Veganism as a moral philosophy has nothing to do with food, it’s about respecting and granting animals the same rights as humans (as far as applicable, not stuff like voting).

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19 points

Yes, and vegans can also be cannibals for this same reason, as long as the person consents.

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It all depends on if you consider yourself an animal, which, technically, we are.

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I’m more animal than most

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Only if you define vegan as to strictly avoid any animal product (and define humans as animals). A somewhat looser Definition says to avoid animal exploitation.

So a product made by a non-domesticised animal in a natural way - e.g. Penguin guano - could be seen as vegan. The animal produces it anyway and the product isn’t won through keeping the animal captive and / or “stealing” from it.

After all I wouldn’t be too strict with definitions here.

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Most honey wouldn’t be vegan but perhaps an abandoned hive could be harvested. Or infertile eggs from an abandoned nest? Bits of sheep’s wool collected from a spiky bush?

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You can drink from a well as that just gets water straight from the ground. Which well would be full of breast milk though?

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15 points

Drinking milk without exploitation, instead of imposing suffering on millions of beings? Get the boat

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What? I’m vegan myself. What does all of this have to do with the post?

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Sorry fellow vegan, the post made it seem like human breast milk is somehow worse than or comparable to “conventional” cow’s milk.

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Forgiven 🌱♥️

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