A Polish bishop has apologised as he confirmed his resignation weeks after a sex worker passed out at a hidden orgy, allegedly organised by one of his clergy.

It’s alleged the orgy was arranged by Tomasz Zmarzly, the parish priest, and with several other clergy showing up to take part.

Polish press alleged that a participant, a 27-year-old male sex worker, passed out at the party after “overdosing on erectile dysfunction tables” at around 1am.

The individual is claimed to have recovered in hospital and later discharged himself.

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The individual is claimed to have recovered in hospital and later discharged himself

A shame he wasn’t able to discharge himself during the orgy, but glad the story had a happy ending.

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Bishop binned because of buggery bachannalia balls up.

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Priest Punished Post-Private Penis Party with Passed-Out Patrons

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Well done, though I would prefer

Bishop binned because buggery bachannalia breaks bad.

Of course that requires mixing both American and British idioms

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I have questions…

Like would the bishop have been bashed if the orgy had gone right?

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I’m sorry to say I clicked on the link.

“overdosing on erectile dysfunction tables”

I have more questions.

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They’re like times tables but harder.

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They mean it when they say, “please call 911 if erection last more than 4 hours.” by the fifth hour of salad tossing and having to hold his breath, he was near death.

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There is always a danger when taking hard drugs.

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Probably oak, since it’s a

Hard wood 😎

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That… that was my question.

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Probably a typo of “tablets.” They mean Viagra.

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What do you do at a rectory if not gay sex. It’s called a rectory, for Pete’s sake.

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I thought it was for the sake of Jesus?

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Clergymen get upset when you use His name like that.

Wait a minute, clergy almost sounds like orgy, these dudes are bound to bang each other.

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It’s the people you most suspected.

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