I love how this is so much more triggering than just the text implies. 4:3 screen, christmas lights that would kill every ounce of contrast in the picture, one wrong move and the pizza gets either wool stuck on it or it falls to the ground. Not to mention that it’s too far away to actually eat.
That’s without the fact that Peperoni grease can seep through the cardboard and into the white sheets.
Proper pizza is greasy as fuck, if you haven’t had pizza dripping with grease I am worried for your range of pizza experiences.
Table/chair slightly blocking screen, and I suspect there is some sort of fuckery going on with how that pizza is cut but I’m can’t tell because my hands are literally shaking at this point
I call bullshit. It’s not physically possible to be at that scene with a full pizza.
Kevin finds your lack of Trek… disturbing
Look. All of you people complaining about the 4:3 screen.
THAT’S WHAT WE HAD IN THE 80S AND WE LIKED IT THAT WAY.
Stupid kids. Get off my lawn.
there’s something really funny about the idea of the hitherto metaphorical kids on one’s lawn clipping the lawn, and that being the thing that gets the old guy all grumpy in this scenario. Like not loitering or doing drugs, just unauthorised lawn maintenance.
wtf? 4:3? Really?
And that didn’t even bother me as bad as the bias lighting setup on this.
That’s by far the most disturbing thing about this post. The movie is 2.35:1. This looks even closer to square than 4:3. If you watched the movie with this framing you’d be missing more than half the movie.
Unfortunately, by the time widescreen formats for home viewing became common Star Wars was butchered into a shadow of its former self, so unless you’re going to sail the high seas you’ve got to pick your poison.
