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Whatever happens, the raccoon has got, The Maxim Gun, and you have not.

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The raccoon also doesnโ€™t have a second machinegunner to carry his ammo, so the chance is probably still zero

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a rabid one most likely

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Rocket has been alive for quite some time

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He probably traveled at near light speed

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His assignments extend his lifespan to over nine centuries, he seen some shit.

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Especially in the US. First of all because they exist there, I havenโ€™t seen one in Germany, and second because guns.

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