Throws out all of the baby, and none of the bathwater. Saves hundreds on water bills!

This is just an old-school rocker / bouncer, no? It looks like it’s meant to “float” the child like a one-sided sea-saw?

I guess if you pulled it all the way down and released, it could slightly yeet the child, but there are absolutely better contraptions if going for distance

Bratapult

Brand new sentence!

On the other side of the room