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Yes! 💯

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Terrible/wonderful compromise…Apumpkin Spider blend.

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It’s a pumpkin sized spider, blended

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Apple cider all the way. I’ve got four gallons of the stuff unfiltered in my fridge right now.

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Buy a juicer, put a whole-ass bag of apples through that fucker, plus a knob of ginger. Simmer that shit in a pot with a few cinnamon sticks and whole cloves.

You can thank me later.

Also if you do actually do this and its your first experience juicing: clean your juicer immediately! Im serious, clean that shit while the cider is simmering. If you let it sit out 'til the next day you WILL regret it.

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12 points

The profanity helps me follow along.

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4 points

Where’s the fermentation step?

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After simmering, put it in big jug and let cool down a bit. Pitch some yeasty bois in there and put an airlock on it, then wait.

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I’m not putting my knob any near a juicer. Fool me once…

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So pumpkin spice then.

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Both are good in different ways.

I prefer pumpkin pie over apple pie but apple cider over pumpkin spice

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