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I don’t get it. Braiding live animals would be worse, right?

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*slowly puts down garter snakes"

“Go on…”

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18 points

Might taste better when roasted even

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101 points

That’s an ordinary braid.

I could explain how you’d French braid meat but I don’t think anybody here wants that.

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34 points

I don’t think anybody here wants that.

Talk for yourself!

Where is the French braiding meat OC?

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21 points

You use beef tongue.

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10 points

That’s for French kissing

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10 points

I too would like to see French braided flesh

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So when you do a French braid in hair, you start off with three small sections. Every time you fold over the outer sections, you incorporate more hair into those sections. This differs from a normal braid, which doesn’t increase the size of the three parts of the braid as you go along.

French braiding flesh would require a lot more flesh. Also it wouldn’t look nearly as tidy because the other ends of the flesh (those not in the braid) are not attached to anything (i.e. a scalp) so it would be a loose tangled mess.

There’s easier ways to make something grotesque and cursed.

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Shit, now I’m thinking about it and you’d need something big like a flank steak or a brisket. I don’t think a pork-loin would work since it’s not broad enough. You’d still need to probably butterfly it, and then fringe the edge so you had strands to work into the braid. Best I can think of would be more like braided filled pastry than anything else. Not a terrible sway to do a stuffed roast or roulade I guess.

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I prefer to sprang my meat.

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That’s called cooking. And we usually call it meat instead of dead animal, because it’s a specific part of the dead animal that’s tasty and nutritive once cooked.

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Dont forget the high amount of fat

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Ya but braided meat is bad cooking. It wouldn’t cook evenly.

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44 points

Huh? It would cook fine with proper technique, and the nooks and crannies would offer spaces for herbs and butter or similar to pool

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21 points

Not cooking evenly is usually something desirable

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7 points

Then why is it called well done? Checkmate carnist. /s

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6 points

You never had a butterflied chicken thigh? Or even a leg of lamb? The meat isnt even thickness, you gotta cook it in a way that cooks it through while keeping the thinner parts edible.

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1 point

You deserve the downvotes. Keep ordering delivery.

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1 point

Putin surely could cook it correctly.

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14 points

this post is something a vegan protester would put on their banners

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3 points

i dont get it

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